Chloe’s Fav Song Lyrics

music3Hi everyone – Chloe here! I’m so excited to drop by and meet you. On Sunday nights, I usually head over to O’Malley’s to play a round or two of ‘He Said. She Said’ and win myself some free pizza. I’ve got a super-duper ear for recognizing voices and music. Not so much for song lyrics, but really, sometimes there’s a little room for improvement. Anyhoooo, I thought I’d share nine of my fav song lyric mix-ups –really you should listen to the song – I’m sure that’s what they’re sayin’!


Madonna – Like a Virgin

Actual: “Like a virgin, touched for the very first time.”

Say what? “Like a virgin, touched for the thirty-first time.”


Diamond on music sheetBeatles – Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

Actual: “. . . the girl with kaleidoscope eyes”

Say what? “ . . . the girl with colitis goes by”


Police – When the World is Running Down

Actual: “You make the best of what’s still around.”

Say what? “You make the best homemade stew around.”


Taylor Swift – Our Song

Actual: “Our song is the way you laugh. The first date man, I didn’t kiss her and I should have.”

Say what? “Our song is the way you left. The first eight men, I didn’t kiss them and I should have.”


Keesha – Your Love is my Drug

Actual: “Your love, your love, your love is my drug.”

Say what? “Get out, get out, get out, it’s my truck.”


Johnny Nash – I can see Clearly Now

Actual: “I can see clearly now the rain has gone.”

Say what? “I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone.”


Jimmy Hendrix – Purple Haze

Actual: “Excuse me while I kiss the sky.”

Say what? “Excuse me while I kiss this guy.”


Bon Jovi – Living on a Prayer

Actual: “It doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not.”

Say what? “It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not.”


Creedence Clearwater Revival – Bad Moon Rising

Actual: “There’s a bad moon on the rise.”

Say what? “There’s a bathroom on the right.”

There you have it – fun with music lyrics!


She’s got it all Perfectly Planned . . .

PerfectlyPlannedFlat2_850Chloe Keay is on the hunt for the perfect sperm donor, but who knew it would be this hard? So many things to consider in a father – sure height and hair color are important, but what about the real issues. How does he feel about bagpipe music? Does he buy the extended warranty? Skittles or M&Ms? She doesn’t want an average Joe. She’s narrowed it down to two candidates and has the perfect plan to pick the heir and the spare.

Staff Sergeant Rip Logan, head of the elite Tactics and Rescue Unit, has a gut feeling that Chloe Keay is trouble. She’s a sexy little spark plug who radiates innocence, but it doesn’t jibe with her suspicious behavior and probing questions. The fact that he’s attracted irritates him. What exactly is she after? And should he go with his gut or follow his heart?

Planning for love – what could possibly go wrong?

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